I could watch kids get thrown by bisons all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.

Just a heads up, I don’t think you know what “hot and bothered” means. This is one of those times that someone correcting something you say could actually benefit you later. 

I thought the bride might gasp, “Grab me by the pussy!” And everyone else would chime in and start chanting “Pussy Grab! Pussy Grab!” And Trump, being Trump, would humbly oblige - just for a photo op, mind you. And then that would be the 18 x 24 wedding portrait they’d have printed on canvas and hung above the…

I caught our family kitchen on fire when I was about 6 or 7. I’d put pop tarts in the toaster while my parents were still sleeping and went to watch tv. A few minutes later I smelled smoke, walked into the kitchen, and FLAMES. The flames from the toaster had engulfed the lower cabinet that was above it. I screamed and…

And also at his event, when the woman called Obama a Muslim, McCain essentially said, “Oh, no, no, no, he’s a good man!”  Which is not a not-racist response.

My sister used to tell me I was adopted. The rest of the fam found it hilarious that I would get upset and cry over this.

Growing up, I spent summers with my great aunt and uncle in the small community where all of my extended family lived (except my parents, who moved us to an even more rural community that was terrifying even to six year old me). And one of daddy’s first cousins committed a triple murder in that town one night when I…

Wonder how many people making jokes are women? Because they’re not funny to us regardless of intent. The idea that men would need to joke to “cope” with it makes me sick.

This is why I wear a pillow over my head when I drive.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

Opera Singer? Auctioneer?

I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

A lot of comments here talking about how to achieve parity by capping salaries, but IMO the best way to create parity is just for the owners to share revenue at 100% amongst themselves, then put the salary floor at 50% (or whatever the CBA has it set is as now) with no ceiling.

List is fine, but this video is #1:

Do you think it’s that he’s not allowed to drink anymore?

Probably the best pure, instinctive runner ever to play in the NFL, though there are arguments for others.

Dec. 10, 1990. The Raiders came to the Silverdome for a Monday Night game. Bo and Barry each ran for 120+ yards and scored. Marcus Allen and Tim Brown also scored. So 4 Heisman Trophy winners scored in a single game. Also Willie Gault caught a 68-yard touchdown pass on the Raiders opening drive. The Raiders won 38-31.…

Any voter that considers themselves Democrat must make a clear cut decision at this stage:

Are you still willing to accept the convoluted compromises of the old guard?

Before you answer - No, I am not a fresh faced millennial with big dreams. I was alive and squinting at the television when Bill Clinton and the DNC…