James Harden would’ve been given three free throws for that foul.

Here you go...

It’s like when the mozzarella on top of a pizza turns brown. If you’re eating a pizza that’s still all white on top, you’re doing it wrong.

It’s the Maillard reaction.

Twice in less than 24 hours?  That takes “deflating” balls to a whole new level.

Rice doesn’t work well. Try saving some silica packets for emergencies.

Simmons can start talking the moment defenses quit treating him like this.

Fuck age limits, you have a billion dollars? you cant serve.

It’s Bob Kraft - don’t we all deserve a happy finish as well?

Did you not read the part where somebody running for President ate a salad with a comb?

Meanwhile, his “victims” will be sent to ICE concentration camps.

He might be homophobic, but clearly he believes in man/bot love.

Bullshit. If dogs had thumbs they’d still lick their balls all day. Y’all know why...

In response to the video, the NBA has fined Anthony Davis $50,000. 

It’s a good thing Kyrie and Durant have no other way to communicate on a regular basis in private otherwise all this speculation would be completely insane! 

As the team sees it, even when he’s wrong, he’s right white.

Tom, you do realize Zion could have gone and played overseas in Australia or Croatia or Spain or whatever and got paid, right? It’s not like there’s some vast conspiracy forcing every talented 18 year-old basketball player to play for free. He can go anywhere and get paid. He chose to go to Duke. Jesus H. Christ.…

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

At the grocery store I work at, we have a guy up front who’s been with the company for a long time. He’s an Army vet, and we started chatting because I wear my Navy ballcap since it’s like the only hat that fits my huge orange-like head. Yesterday, a couple of guys from another department were chatting about him and…

If Leach is a true disciple of Sun Tzu, Washington State should forfeit every game next season: