Ray Ratto is the best kind of old-school columnist. I hope he appears regularly here. 

I, for one, am glad that the smartest white boys with family connections are finally getting their shot. It used to be the dumbest ones.

Rape culture. 

For the longest time, a good two decades after my teacher molester was convicted of raping me daily for two years, I had feelings of fault so ingrained in my psyche, that the self-abuse track I was on nearly ended my life.

I then also missed work today but that’s ok because it’s the biggest snow storm in Seattle in like 20 years, so everyone missed work.

The Marlins also have two World Series championships in my lifetime. 

I mean, the video clearly shows that the dude was sitting in the nosebleed seats.

You got everything right except the Weekend.

I’m with Kroenke because the people he fucked hardest were people from St Louis, and fuck St Louis. 

You wanna be mad at him, and stay back, to make him earn your love and trust again, but you’re just so damned happy, and you giddily jump up and down screaming “Daddy!” Over and over again. And your dad says “Christ, son, you’re 35, stop calling me that. And put some fucking pants on. You’re why I left.”

Okay, this trade only just occurred to me, but please tell me that I’m not a genius:

The Bucks with Giannis Antetokounmpo and Anthony Davis would be the actual coolest basketball team of all time.

Something I don’t see anyone else mentioning (to add to your point) is that our immigration laws and policies deter from the assimilation they’re expecting.

Stop RIGHT THE FUCK THERE.

Lawsuit time!

That tattoo is disturbingly well done.

This gentleman wants and expects the acceptance and understanding he actively denied others.

What a monumentally stupid analogy.

When Melo meets Jabari for the first time: