I'm pretty sure about me, but how do I know you are real?

Time to bust out a new burner name: TheonGreycommentJoy.

I think she's channeling Dennis Miller.

Uh, then why are so many people racist against Muslims? Explain that, then.

Relax man! I'm sure the NSA has all of your stuff backed up.

if listen, please contact me, I have forgotten my hotmail password which is linked to consoles and other accounts. Microsoft won't believe that I am owner of my email. Will pay in vodka.

Then maybe dont get married to the guy who sucks in bed? That might be a smart move?

Sure, and that is a valid way to be, but it isn't fair to marry someone with that much of a mismatch in libido and think you can take their genitals hostage just because you want companionship.

That's not how these things work. It's how idiotic double standards occur, like rap music using the n-word every 30 seconds and then not expecting that word to permeate the culture of non-blacks to whom rappers are selling said music.

He's not working "For Chrysler", he's working "For Himself" at a "Chrysler Plant" and being paid by "Chrysler".

Never allow a cop to search your car without a warrant or probable cause.