I don't get it...wouldn't it have been easier for him to just NOT take the job? You know, to avoid being a douchebag hypocrite.

Watch an episode of COPS to see what NOT to do. It is amazing how many people, run, resist, use the word "bro" when referring to the officer, won't shut that ridiculous meth-induced pointless ranting, repeatedly state "I'm not gonna lie to ya sir", and just generally do EVERYTHING your common sense should be telling…

Aha! I knew I could blame it all on SCIENCE!

Ahhh...vigilante justice. At least the story has a semi-happy ending

Gym offers 442 yearly "men's only" hours. Case solved. Your welcome!

You lost me at "had to steal gas in Tennessee". I call Bullshit!