Video conference calls with a shirt and tie. No pants.

I like the honorable General quite a bit, but after 20+ years in the Army and National Guard myself, as well as corporate management, I must humbly disagree with him. These are the kinds of things that are neat to say, but seldom deliver materially in any organization.

Raising the standards sounds great when you have a…

BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SCARY CHEMICAL!!!!

I envy you for you upcoming adventure. Couple (ok, a few) things I'd suggest:

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

It's not very often I audibly laugh at comments.

The Haul

Depends.

Ethnic Homogeneity + Nationalism = Fucking Immigrants

My brother is in this movie; he's the dude who the vampire chick eats in the library.

I do agree with you. As cool as this car is, they could've made some effort to tie it into the movie instead of just having Captain Nemo say, "Look! I've invented a new device called a pimpmobile!" It would be like if someone tried to roll up in a western driving a 2014 Ram and saying, "Look, I've invented a…