Well, that’ll teach ‘em.

In the SEC? Somewhere around the 1948 Delta Bowl.

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment of American soccer media and probably the USMNT coaching staff.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Huh, 2 mil out of 370mil doesn’t sound that bad, actually..

Looking forward to the hot mic that captured Sisco’s Dong Song

It gets better as he gets older. Soon, the two of you will be sitting on a fishing boat in complete silence 

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

Bathrooms in Cincinnati are typically the site of much worse devastation.

He was the Brian Piccolo of his time

If this poor guy didn’t have bad himself, he wouldn’t have any himself at all.

Small Little Bone was the worst rapper in Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony don’t @ me. 

James Shields was a clubhouse leader and ate up a lot of innings, so it’s really impossible to say who won the White Sox/Padres trade.  Impossible

AAAAY THAT WORD HAS A REAL HURTFUL PAST WITH MY PEOPLE!! MARONE!!!

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Did you ever try to line up against Champ, point across the field and yell, “HEY, WHAT’S THAT??? just before the snap?

You can't spell tariffs without FFS. 

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.