I understand the how, where and when Casey got fired. What seems to be missing is the y.

It’s not that they’re out of order.

TERRY BRADSHAW: Who the fuck is Terry Bradshaw???

H.R.C., eh? Every artist wants to sign their work. This is definitely a Soros-funded false flag operation to slander everyday God-loving Southern patriots.

“We will stop this tournament right now! We are adults, and this is ridiculous. It is a cornhole tournament fundraiser.”

Glad to see our police have military equipment from 2016 and photo equipment from 1996.

I blame the parents for letting their kids be so into video games. When I become a parent, I’m sure I’ll end up buying my kids a console, but they won’t be able to play it for more than an hour at a time and they’ll be forced to be active in all kinds of sports! And while they’re outside playing or at practice, I will…

More like Pooperintendent amirite

Pegula: I tell ya what would be great if we could have a fella, a player hopefully, get out there and tell people what a good job the NFL is doing for the blacks. But not just tell them, because people get bored of talking, so maybe work in a little song and dance number, you know how good you people are with that…

My cynicism has gotten so bad that I honestly expected there to be a line at the bottom of the story that said, “The White Sox are last in the AL Central with a record of 4-14.”

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

I can only assume AJ wrote that.

Jesus Christ. What the hell is wrong with people that they feel the need to write such angry letters to people they don’t know. Can’t they just leave comments on the internet like the rest of us?

She traveled.

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Eric Bledsoe doesn’t seem to be familiar with Terry Rozier.

Boston fans don’t know who Bledsoe is, either, but that’s because all basketball players look alike.

The Packers are one big family, so they just assumed that Aaron Rodgers doesn’t want to talk to them anyway.

Williamson’s wife, OfKevin, was unavailable for comment.