This is what happens when there is no wood left to chuck.

For years, one guy in the Dallas Mavericks sales department would come into the office and watch porn at his desk.

Did he have to wear a cone to stop from messing with the stitches?

His son knows how to make it better.

Five-star recruit: *On the way to a touchdown*

The guy who brought the dull chainsaw must have felt real silly.

Just start shooting people instead of baskets and half the country will yell about mental health for a week.

Yeah whoops, I completely farted my brain out there.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

How were the refreshments?

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

It’s refreshing to see an encounter with ICE where it’s not the kid that’s shattered.

Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

Beats the stone soup.

That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact

Also it wasn’t really fair that the US had to compete against Trinidad AND Tobago - that’s two nations against one.

“Arrested, tried, convicted, and hung”

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]