This all sounds made up - Borussia Monchengladbach, Bhoys, Motherwell, Scotland, the Holocaust

It took Hossa 19 seasons, five teams, and a pair of lockouts to get to 500

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

I’m only interested if JR Smith is invited to the clubhouse party when they clinch.

Talking to myself describes my sex like for the entire ‘90s.

“I went one step better and left behind unused ones.” - Shawn Kemp

Man, Niles hasn’t aged well.

They came first for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a clown...

This is the reason why most rape victims are afraid to come forward. Not only is the testimony painful and embarrassing to deliver, but the victim’s state of intoxication and trauma prevents the testimony from becoming damaging in court. Watch as this guy gets away with it.

Reducing the amount of sex they have would also help them avoid Ghanarrea.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

I used to meander through the mall and sneak into the center of circular clothing racks; I’m sure it was cool and dark and pleasant in there, and I always got found eventually.

Richard Sherman Explains Why Players Shouldn’t Trust The NFL

+1. If you trust management, you are management.

I was under the impression that all handjobs were discounted in Warwick. Please confirm.

I disagree with Kaep. Trump has made no effort to show he’s less racist.

“who are 3 men that have never been in my kitchen”

“Umm, Two Leppos?”

He’s lucky it isn’t the Bulls team doctors. He’s be dead already.