Gase has had such a crazy week, he deserves a quiet soak in the bath salts.

They then traded Clyde Frazier to the Buffalo Braves because he was clearly having a cow.

Hopefully Todd Frazier and Adam Eaton can find common ground by agreeing Chris Sale is the fucking worst.

At least he’s not a dairy farmer getting logged on.

Rowdy Uncle Drake blabbering how rap isn’t real music will destroy the space-time continuum.

[Reads first two words of headline]

Sears was encouraged by a much lower extortion demand from J.C. Penny’s.

This is the first time a 26-year-old guy named Bryce didn’t feel right at home in the Wrigley bleachers.

He was obviously rooting for Cersei, since she also screwed a brother.

That bungled corner kick is a better highlight.

FIFA deserves to lose its shirt, but they only made that much more money the last time that happened.

Too bad this play ruined the NCAA’s hidden-tournament trick.

Joe Morgan is only capable of getting a little love, lest he suffocate in your shirt pocket.

When told the media was focused on a negative slant, President Trump said Tiger’s mother was actually a wonderful woman.

Well, this and having a threeway with Kellyanne Conway and Ann Coulter.

You should have asking him to solve the Ray Lewis Equation:

Wow, this guy really does love sports babies.

If only he were back in Washington, where a few locals are thrilled by three Ks.

Still not as cock-centric as Top Gun.

Bull-headed and efficient? Yeah, until he charges forward and Little Mac punches him in the stomach.