He cares about the NFL players so much, he usually meets them 15-20 years sooner than you'd expect.

Don't overlook LeBron's And-1 when he was fouled by his own teammate.

What a joke!

He should be thankful he doesn't have a whole Zod-in-the-head situation going on.

As far as impatient Packer tight ends go, he's still ranked behind Mark Chmura.

Glad to see the Packers weren't the only ones showing their ass.

With a name like Bartiromo, I expected her story to be stellar reporting for the most part until she fucked it up at the end.

I hope Fox is smart enough to throw away Trestman's playbook before he finds out it was full of crusty issues of Highlights.

Yeah, but why did PSU bronze Elton John?

Nor the dad who appears to be drinking a Bud Light Lime at :30.

It's a shame Prrrrton Hanks wasn't allowed to play because his collar kept sliding off his head.

[Opens locker room door.]

Considering how long he played for Andy Reid, it's no surprise McNabb doesn't understand how time works.

Man, that's bizarre, if anyone knows how to shake something off...

She should've known "No" means "Sir! Yes, sir!"

You have to include James Harden. He's been playing half the court for his entire career.

In a simple yet tragic misunderstanding, Jerry Brown thought it was ride-AND-die BFFs.

You'd think guys in a city that's been parsing its quarterback's every facial tick for six years would know the value of a direct message.

Certainly not Mrs. Schwartz, at least not until he finds himself another goddamned job.

Al Michaels responded to the WWE with a hot take of his own: