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Poor Tiffany...

Yup. And what with his immortality-seeking drinking the blood of virgins healthcare routine, that could be a hella long lifetime appointment.

I’m pretty sure he was talking about Thiel being on his shortlist of Supreme Court nominees. Wish I was kidding.

I think people say that until they actually watch it. No one is claiming this show is high art, but god dammit is it addictive.

I was so disappointed in Nick last night. Taylor got MY group date rose anyway. he just gave Corinne the rose because she flashed her tits, and I thought to myself, “We white men do deserve all the hate we get!”

:(

Money George Lucas was just mouthing words to “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.”

Most interesting: “nut-brown desert.”

Seriously, they can and are probably funnier than you and me combined.

I went once. Promised God Our Father that if he got me off that mountain alive and unbroken I would never ski again. This is a promise I have kept.

The response to North Carolina was swift and merciless, but also relatively easy to do when North Carolina stands alone. But how far will boycotting scale if a half-dozen states do the same thing? Republicans control both the legislature and the office of the Governor in 25 states.

Yup, exactly. I knew those NC hijinks would go national.

Look enough secession talk, how about they just go for it?

Finger food.

Well, he thinks that North Carolina’s lost-revenue statistics are “fake news”— because he just discovered that you can deploy this phrase about REAL news & have it stick, if the facts aren’t to your liking. Words mean nothing.

He said black women are angry and argumentative.

Yeah...the Austin tech scene and the boom that San Antonio is slated to experience will be cut short by this bill. The NBA, NCAA and Salesforce (just to name a few) pulled out of NC after their bill — jobs, livelihood, and growth went with them. Millennials demand an inclusive work environment, and companies sure as

You want to lose millions in revenue too, Texas, and embarrass your entire populace in one fell swoop?

Yes, exactly!

Fancy seeing you here..... ;*