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Don’t tell women what we like. I’m fucking sick of dudes doing that. Assuming women are inherently visually attractive and men aren’t assumes that objective truth conforms to the male gaze and casually erases the reality of straight women and gay men.

Awesome!!!

“The march’s purpose and its policies haven’t been made entirely clear, either.”

Pretty much everyone in my family is going, as am I. See you all there!

B-b-but long hair is FEMININE. HOW MAN SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO WOMAN WITHOUT LONG HAIRS!?

My worst nightmare is being the sort of women whose bloated husband visits one of these places on the reg. And not even being allowed to get annoyed when he wastes hundreds of dollars tipping some 18-yr old he clearly wants to bone. Just supposed to pretend like nothing bothers me. La la la guess I’ll take all this

This is almost so ridiculous, terrible and awful it almost becomes funny and makes me want to go? In a way?

I have friends who run into him downtown in charleston from time to time. Apparently he has a place there. He’s an asshole to everyone though, which is fine, I mean if you take a picture or sign something for one person then you end up having to do it for everyone, I get it.

This is so sad. And probably not earning a Jez post, but Richard Adams has died today as well.

/extremely Don DiMello, Theatrical Director voice

haha nice, I am not sure why, but I have left Pickleback and moved on to Coldplay songs now, that’s what youtube suggested ... not a big fan of Coldplay, but I guess I was curious as to why I liked them bak in the day and youtube made me do it

Damn you, I just youtubed that song because i felt like my hate might have not have been warranted maybe... but noooooo, i was reminded that it was. Damn you for making me listen to this again haha

Replace NBC with CW: problem solved, you’re welcome, no fee, Merry Christmas.

(Everyone did)

Lol!

Srsly, pick a different social media platform. That’s why God made all different kinds in the rainbow after he flooded the earth for orally transmitted gossip.

Zuck’s response: “It’s not like me, to say I’m sorry...”

Great point! I also think she gets away with how obnoxious she is because she doesn’t have much of a platform other than Twitter. If she were constantly giving interviews for whatever project she was working on, I’m sure they’d all eventually turn on her lol

I’m honestly surprised it didn’t happen after she echoed The Onion’s joke about that little girl Quvenzhane Wallis. Seems like everyone on the internet hated that moment.

COTD. Getting to the real truth here.