She didn’t actively work on her father’s campaign or transition, which automatically makes her the best Trump. 

And I will read every single page of her memoir.

Judging by the dodging of kissing him, I’m judging her as grossed by him as much as I am so am classing her as not an asshole. The patronising pat on the arm is just beautiful.

I think at that point it’s schroedingers cat. She hasn’t been a big part of the campaign unlike her siblings but it’s unclear how much of that was her choice or if trump just didn’t want her to be a part. She gave a speech at the rnc but it was kind of lukewarm, but who can say if it was because she doesn’t really…

I just feel actively bad all the time

I feel actively bad for Tiffany.

Chris Cornell is a dildo and Soundgarden should have stayed dead and buried, but old school Soundgarden was great.

Why do I get the strange feeling that Tiffany Trump did not vote for dear ol’ orange dad?

“...Black Hole Son...”

I’m a middle aged husband/father, yet I still giggled like a 10 year old at this. Thanks Stig, I needed that this morning.

I hear a lot of people like smell of colon...so maybe that?

He smells like heat and friction, from spinning in his grave so fast.

#preach

Well, natural gas is one, so he probably thinks it’s harnessing the power of farts or something.

Same here. 2016 has sucked for the world and me personally. What scares me is that there are 23 days left in the year.

I say that every godDAMN time I see someone wailing about the Confederate flag. “WHAT ABOUT THE ‘REGULAR’ FLAG??!” I usually yell, only to get silence in return.

It’s a lot easier to blame lynchmobs of the south’s past than toward the segregated social circles of the “I don’t see color” liberal coasts as the source of racism in the US.

Blame Midwestern transients infesting ultracool Williamsburg over brunch and nothing else to complain about in their trustafarian lifestyle.

I have family in Charleston, my cousin’s kids went to school fairly close to the church.

That’s not how the law works though? Like a juror can’t just be like, “well I hate black people so he’s innocent”.