I wonder what the deal is with this. Every womanizing douche that I have ever met has had a really close relationship with his mother. My ex’s mom was the nicest lady, and apologized for her son constantly.

Nobody cares about your boner, Henry VIII.

Yeah, I know. And when studies are done on how news is covered, it’s heavily on the East and West Coasts, and Texas. I wonder why huge chunks of America didn’t realize that other huge chunks were feeling the way that they did until after the election? As a former journalist, I’m dismayed at the disproportionate…

As a fellow everyone-hater, I like to put it this way: it’s not that we hate everyone, we’re just discerning.

I wonder if dudes drew their dicks on parchment and sent it to women via pigeon back in the day.

your soul is ugly and but your saltiness is beautiful.

The Twitter thing? Sorry Servo.

Does Jezebel still cover national news stories such as the fires that have destroyed hundreds of structures (businesses and homes) in Gatlinburg? It’s only the most visited national park and tourist location in the country. I’m pissed about how the national media is ignoring it, even when California middle-of-nowhere…

I’m feeling grinchy this year. I am giving heifer international this year. People are going to be pissed cause they didn’t get stuff they don’t need and don’t send thank you notes for, but they won’t be able to complain. Plus, HI is way too commie for their tastes.

Thanks! I was definitely in good books that year :)

I resemble this comment.

There’s a guy on Twitter who’s been boasting about grabbing women by the pussy. Can we go after that guy?

I’ve seen her live standup a few times

You might not be able to understand the language because of the broad Leicester accent but you’ll get the gist:

Shtick wears a little thin after a while though.

I have absolutely no perspective because I am a douchey phone user too but when someone...so I was in a mall once, texting on my phone going with traffic and a crew of out-of-towners were walking three abreast on the “wrong” side come toward me. Much as I am texting, I am maintaining spacial awareness so I step to the…

My answer for the CVS Cheese Situation still stands:

Mind blown. This is so true.

She’s not exactly trying to deny that aspect! I think it’s hilarious.

I literally came here to post this same video as Exhibit A in the USA murder trial.