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Wait, why??? What the fuck? I am so tired of this shit. I am with JudasIscaredycat. A little old lady loses control of her car aka Hummer and presto, some Darwinism has kicked in.

You mock anything you want, doll. We all have permission to practice self-care in these trying times.

You mock, but the funds raised with the ice bucket challenge have led to research that has just had a breakthrough and might lead to an actual cure for ALS.

Why can’t there be challenges where we throw ice on other people’s heads? I think that might make me feel better

With this and a few animal gifs, we can get through this.

Exactly

i feel the same way i fucking love that song and now i’m sad

Same.

Did Trump just request a safe space?

I respect your comment.

It’s taking so much energy for me to refrain from typing in all caps right now, I might need a nap. Ahem. Thank you for posting that link. It was a wise response.

Omg I don’t think you read the post!

You, you are a treasure. Have a wonderful International Men’s Day!

written and produced almost entirely by one of men’s best - dr luke.

Is it a coincidence that this also falls on World Toilet Day?

We should send some to tiny hands trump.

It’s times like this I really wish that there WAS a Gay Mafia, and that their Beverly Hills chapter could make her life a living hell.

Tubal ligation gift certificate?

I noticed there were no literary suggestions.

If it’s a good friend, get the scented press-ons.