tomservosmechanicalheart
Tom Servo's mechanical heart
tomservosmechanicalheart

A Beautique spinoff is inevitable and I am here for it.

I want to hang that playing board up on a wall in my home. It’s a masterpiece.

Cause the commercials annoyed me

eh I just don’t mind him too much. don’t worry there are plenty of mediocre white guys in hollywood I don’t like, i assure you

her turn in La La Land (a movie i have not seen) was enough to put the nail in her coffin for me.

nope just generally stating i find emma stone grating

NEWP

lmao clearly you don’t know me i always need attention, butterbean

i am in no way mentally stable enough to watch that just yet

she’s my personal role model

There are more of us out there i am certain RISE UP

SMDH

YOU KNOW WHAT’S STONE? IT’S NOT EMMA. IT’S MY HEART. MY HEART IS STONE U CANT BREAK ME.

This is my strongly-held belief Jujy how dare you.

THAT WAS THE DANG FINAL STRAW, EMMA STONE

I find Emma Stone grating there I said it

your whiteness has now achieved radioactive levels

it just seems like a smart investment to get the lighting right and buy some flattering mirrors

Yes

I felt bad about making it TBH but it had to be done.