What if you never laugh at comedy trailers tho asking for a friend

I’ve seen National Treasure, surely some tech-minded MacGyver type can pretend to get lost during a tour, sneak in and re-wire that thing to function more like a 1984 surveillance telescreen.

My ass would eat that entire thing before my vagine even got a nibble

Still tho who wants a big ol live shark floppin around

forget the shark, that bathing suit crotch *protectively cups vagine*

I enjoy the idea of writing in to a P.O. Box (in the mid 2000's???) to share someone’s cheesy online screen name.

*extremely someone’s Dad’s voice* TEENS THESE DAYS, MAYBE THEY WERE EXPECTING THEIR PARENTS TO STEP IN AND CATCH HIM

Eh I noticed it pretty much as soon as they were acquired by Univision.

I really think they just have different brands. Katy’s is fun, hey look at my tits- they’re shooting glitter, i’m so wacky! And Taylor’s is, I’m demure and buttoned-up and sweet and wistful. They’re both just playing to a character.

Thank you for starting this thread because everyone replying is my people.

She gets way too much credit just because people hate Taylor IMO

The Kim K love/hate on Jez is a flat circle

Some of them may not be blind to them, but a lot of them appear to be.

Un-greyed! also i feel like people are just not getting un-greyed by the writers very much anymore :/

Certainly there are aspects of what the K-dash’s do that are feminist. My problem is that we (as a feminist tribe, as Jezebel commenters, whatever group you want to align with) tend to make grandiose decisions about people being feminist or not feminist, and then it follows that everything one does or doesn’t do is…

yes, this, exactly. “i may be white, but I am TEAM KIM AND KANYE” because i’m more woke than y’all.

I think her (Swift) being a pseudo poster-child for feminism is why so many white feminists now want to distance themselves from her. I like her music (girl can write a dang hit), she seems nice, she seems to have her own brand of feminism and I’m fine with that. That’s as deep as it goes for me.

yeah and i still do not think THE RECORDING was as big of a revelation as Taylor-haters wanted it to be. All of the celebration around that felt fakey to me, like, wow, i am different than all the other white feminists because I’m anti-taylor, praise me.

so when i was a teen (or i guess TWEEN technically) i used to watch his E show because in my stupid teen brain i was like, oh this is how guys really think, this is like inside info. and he had this segment where already lovely, very beautiful girls would come on and he and his pals would criticize their bodies and…

I’m on board with this