I thought I was the only person who hated firework!

America’s First Family: Some of the Trumps Go To Washington

JFC.

Is Thiel in his cabinet yet? I’m sure he can find a job for him somewhere to handle his press problems.

I genuinely keep thinking this. That I may wake up and oh how we’ll laugh about my ridiculous fever dream.

it’s hilarious, no one takes it seriously. It’s ideal group-text-with-pals TV watching, that’s all.

I am startled at how happy I am for Clemson, but also as a NC native, Panthers fan and UNC alumni, I guess i’m just shocked that any good news at all is coming out of the Carolinas.

haha found youuuuu

As you know I don’t even know where things are in Texas so I got nothin to lose except more parts of the country I don’t understand

YEESSSSSSSS

So basically exactly what happened with HB2! Fun!

Yeah, I live in Charlotte, and basically we just want to secede from the state. Research Triangle, Wilmington, Asheville and Boone also welcome to join.

Around here even the conservative assholes who don’t care about LGBTQ rights are embarrassed, if not by the bigotry of the NC GOP than by the millions the state has lost over what amounts to a Pat McRory temper tantrum.

Yeah cause it’s worked out SO WELL for NC’s governor, not to mention the state economy itself.

Every now and then the need to make a terrible joke takes over my body!

it me.

and start giving assholes like *mine* MORE attention. HEY-O!

I’m a native southerner too, have spent time in multiple parts of the country and I don’t agree that the police here are worse, at least not anecdotally. The police are pretty much equally terrible everywhere, in my experience. it seems to come with the territory of “wanting to be a cop.”

Tsk tsk, scapegoating the south lets the rest of the country pretend this doesn’t happen in their own back yards!

YAAAS THE FAUX-SUEDE FRINGED BIKINI TOP SHALL RIDE AGAIN