Me, like, six months ago: what if Gawker really goes away?

STAINS.

Stairs are so dangerous honestly why did we invent them. there must be a safer way!

I have those same dreams! I have so many weird teeth dreams, which is apparently common.

I literally like. half the time i walk down ANY stairs my brain goes “but what if you fell on your face right now and broke all your teeth.”

i mean there is honestly no other explanation. which is why I have my hand-basket decor already planned out, just ship me straight down to satan.

i have made peace with the fact that if there is a God and God isn’t like. super cool. I am screwed as F

Evergreen: what if I fall down these steps and break all my teeth out of my face

OMG waking up minutes before your alarm is fucking maddening.

I want a Mad Men-esque spinoff about the goings-on behind the constant design and creation of new and SOMEWHAT improved death stars.

Whatever i honestly fucking love appliances

Dude it was so odd.

They’ve had to gerrymander the state to death to maintain a foothold and they know it, and they know people know it, and a full-on panic is underway.

Because I respect fucking more than God

We’re trying fam

I would. I love living here, it’s beautiful and there a lot of people here who are fervently care about this state and the incredible potential it has.

The fucking NC GOP is absolutely GD determined to run this state right into the ground, and they don’t give one fuck who it hurts, including their stupid asshole selves.

damn I get cranky when someone send me a text message too early, i’d kill that fucker.

BURYING THE LEDE HERE! BURYING THE DANG LEDE!

Really! Hmm. I wouldn’t have dropped a 69 joke on Bowie or Rickman. Patty Duke? 🤔 Maybe!