You can get BOFA these nuts on your chin for asking that question.

Oh my fucking god. That poor hillbilly got ethered on national television. I legit thought the video had ended, but nope, he was just open-mouthed, deer-in-the-headlights gobsmacked.

And now we wait for the white smoke to rise from the pizza oven, indicating the selection of the new Papa John

And as with any day that involves Papa Johns, the following morning is always worse.

“Man, it had some teeth not that long ago.”

“Man, it had some teeth not that long ago.”

Can’t wait to see Hicks bolt in free agency and then be accused of not being a true Cardinal for getting away from these morons.

But at least they were civil about it!

Sarah Sanders is the real victim here....

I don’t think he’s skipping leg day; I think he’s just climbing into the machines upside down.

You literally quoted the question, then failed to read it. I seriously doubt your ability to follow street signs.

Yes.

Or imagine it rapped by the Beastie Boys. Best friend in Kindergarten wouldn’t share the PASTE. Threw him on the floor and I bit him in the FACE (FACE)

This is like a recovering coke addict talking to a heroin addict. Yeah, we both had a problem, but you were down a much worse path in life.

Hi everybody!

“In an altered paranoid state, believing ordinary citizens were government officials that were tracking him and recording him.”

I could see how this would be difficult for someone so used to going...
*Puts on shades*
unnoticed.

Are you ... purposely being dense?

Well one’s about the social contract and the other is about high school graduates who play a game.

I love how she overlooked the fact that all the explosives he had were useless. The idiot failed at making something as simple as a Molotov cocktail. I mean, just think about that. This moron, he couldn’t even make a basic incendiary weapon, yet he managed to kill 10 people because he had a gun. This proves that guns…