“I don’t remember much about the bachelorette party. Some red headed number. I could feel a white light coming from behind me with the sound of bagpipes and knew I had to get out of there. Finally the radio tells me ‘Sir, you need a car if you’re going to order from the drive thru.’ A nice person gave me a baked…

“At the time, he was recovering from a “bad hair plug operation” that left him with a paralyzed vocal cord... Considering he was also in the midst of a divorce... ‘I damn near died.’”

One of the wonderful things about legalization is regulation and trusting of drugs so that I know, for example, that the truffles in my fridge have 5 mg of THC in them, and that it’ll take about an hour fifteen for that 5 mg to kick in, and no, I don’t need to take a second truffle unless I would like to start…

“...was going to pop up on Deadspin that I just went down at a bar in Cabo.”

high back executive chair is selling for $80, not $50, unless I’m missing something.

high back executive chair is selling for $80, not $50, unless I’m missing something.

I feel like this is a good thing. I might Idris another shot at getting Bond which is what I think we all want. Unfortunately it gives Tom Hiddleston another shot at the part that he says he doesn’t want. We know you want it Tom, you’re only lying to yourself.

A sandwich has two pieces of bread, right? If I’m “sandwiched” between a wall and a filing cabinet, crying out in panic because there’s nobody in the office at 1:30 in the morning — because why would there be, and isn’t the simplest solution just to pay for faster internet at home instead of going back to work after…

Any person with at least a partially functioning brain can tell you a hotdog is not a sandwich. There is no debate. There was never a debate.

If tacos and hot dogs are sandwiches, then so are folded slices of pizza. Is that the America you want to live in?

Taco a sandwich? That’s some InfoWars level food take bullshit.

Lunacy.

I was going to post a gif of Get Your Ass to Mars when i came across this gem.

Second worst decision this guy has ever made just behind starting a video game company.

She got her brains from her mother... who FUCKED Donald Trump.

Yes, he is very wrong for not delivering a dissertation covering the breadth of the topic during this interview.

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

Oh, did he chat up the wait staff about the importance of primer on an exterior wall, and when you need to repair a snowblower or just replace one?

#TeamNoOne

Chambers’s interview reads as a salient and too often unspoken critique of the way capitalism has poisoned the fashion industry