Just like the missing link, his thoughts just couldn’t make it over the hump

Same, everyday he packs of water jug filled with either iced tea or soda. He recently spent thousands on fixing his (obviously) fucked up teeth and went right back to sucking down over a gallon of sugar water everyday

At this point that’s a chicken and egg question. We’re so defensive because we get shit on (more or less so than other fan bases is debatable) and we get shit on because we’re so defensive. An Ouroboros insecurity if you will

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He’s a teenage boy. It’s only natural to experiment at his age. Today he’s using his left hand, tomorrow he may try a different grip.

If he Loves Combs so much why doesn’t he marry one?

I guess you can say their marketing campaign......Bombed

I bet the Russians love their children too....Unless they are a woman, or gay

Electrician here. I don’t do residential for work a few reasons but nosy homeowners is near the top of the list. Make yourself available but scarce and I guarantee I will do the job quicker saving us both time and you money. I will be more than happy to answer any questions you have but please save them for after I’m…

No more than the people who support him

Yes, clearly. Obama is the best thing to ever happen to the current crop of disgusting, morally bankrupt piles of human effluence, ahem sorry, Republicans. He makes such a good scapegoat for the right that now the more centrist leaning shiteating fuckboys are blaming Trump on him too

But then the writer would be out of a job. Shitting on straight white people for not being 100% versed in the gay experience or the POC experience is his raison d’être

Thank you for linking that Players Tribune article. That was a legitimately great read

Your stupidity is stunning

You’re so cool!

I just skip lunch entirely and leave work a half hour early, I can screw around for a while everyone else is at lunch and I get to walk out early everyday and look at the miserable, dejected faces of my coworkers as they contemplate that last 30 minutes of the day that stretches into eternity. Plus I can eat whatever…

Pretty fitting that the post directly above this one is shilling for underwear

Are there people out there who really shower after every shit to clean themselves? Or am I thinking about this all wrong and said person just relys on a morning/evening shower to clean themselves without wiping.....shudder