“The company’s founder Jacob Grady has a lot to celebrate.”

I just skipped right past it in the article but your comment inspired me and now I have a new way to describe my whole family. Thanks!

Came here to post the exact same thing

“Donald Trump Personally Pressures Every Woman He Meets Into Fucking”

These girls better beware. The ADAA has a very strict drug testing policy

Other than the filed to tab and image credit nowhere in this article does it mention what actual game they’re playing

No kidding right, the man is very very good at only one thing with a ridiculous attrition rate and someone told him he could make money by doing other things that don’t require him to shorten his mental capacity and life span...what a fucking monster

Tom Brady is a beautiful moron, to treat him as anything other than an idiot savant who has mastered the ability to read football defenses and throw an oblong ball into tight spaces is just silly. Why oh why would you EVER care about what Tom Brady thinks about politics, religion, science or entertainment is beyond…

I found the guy who lost money this year

Who the fuck wipes BETWEEN their legs. That’s how you get pee dribbling down your arm, lift a cheek off the seat and go from the sides you monster

What do you expect when ordering from disgusting national pizza chains? They can’t make a normal round pizza from pre formed dough without screwing something up. If you want quality order from someplace local or make your own pizza, it’s insanely easy and takes like 20 minutes total

“The GOP can’t continue defending a president who appears to be in Putin’s pocket.” Just you watch them. They are the biggest bunch of craven bootlickers I have ever seen

Make America Glow Atomic

Quarter pounder no onions add mac sauce is my go to whenever I’m forced to consume McDs. Also, fun fact you can order a Big Mac with quarter pounder patties. I don’t know if that’s still available now that they have this grand mac, but it was an actual menu item in Alaska known as the McKinley Mac

I am the only person I know who takes stairs two at a time, I’m 6'0 with average length legs but I’ve been doing this since I was younger and shorter. I also do the same thing going down stairs but I pivot my hips so my entire foot is parallel with the stair. I have no doubt I will one day trip and completely snap…

It’s Trump and the Rights entire platform.

He won’t offer any comfort. He’ll make this a talking point about Obama setting up this raid so the bloods on his hands. He’ll then go on to excoriate the military and intelligence communities for their SAD left wing agenda and finally he’ll fire the people who dare tell him the truth about what happened

This is the kind of inside the box thinking today’s kids need to hear

Also one of the better 30 Rock episodes

Oh shit he has The Noid in his corner? We’re all doomed