Does this mean I can go back to being angry at him for lying about the deflated balls in the AFC championship game...and then doubling down on the lie like a good corporate stooge? No? Damnit fine. Best of luck Mort

Do none of these players watch Any Given Sunday? Anyone who works for the team or is one of the NFLs “preferred” doctors is definitely not your friend. I have a doctor who is obviously impartial but I would still seek an outside opinion especially when my physical health and wellbeing are tantamount to my ability to…

Talk about damning with faint praise. They’re basically telling their most ardent fans to go pound sand...but at least they're saying something. Man Konami is in a bad way right now

Wow! I never played the game but that sounds like a story worth looking into. It also sounds like they managed to pack more plot and world building into the cutscenes of a PS2 game than they did 3 movies worthy of prequels

And millions of idiotic football fans, unable to see the forest through the trees, cheered. I have to imagine that most of the people who were trumpeting the Brady decision as a win for anyone other that NFL management are the same people voting for Trump this November. “Who cares what happens in the long run, that…

You know for a blog filed to “how things work” you seem remarkably confused about how things work. Do you really think if the Clinton Foundation was shuttered Coca Cola would take all the money they spent for access to the Clintons and donate it to some world hunger charity? Hell and No would be the correct response.…

Yes! More discord! I asked this in the main chat, but why don’t you publish your Discord chats more often? They are fantastic and require very little actual writing effort for what I’m sure what be a ton of views

Would you ever do a food cook-off with Drew vs. Barry

why don’t you publish your discord everyday? Every article you guys end up writing where pieces of the writing staffs chat are included are fantastic. The cereal rankings one being the obvious gold standard

Try reading all of these comments and NOT having any of the sub blogs follow you, I never knew how low I could sink until the day kinja broke my spirit. Truly I have hit bottom

Hopefully the extra spotlight put on Mason by both his erratic behavior and his young age paint the Rams and the NFL into a corner in terms of getting him help.

I guess Steve the security guy has done quite well for himself after The Jerry Springer show ended

The dirt hasn't even been shoveled onto Gawkers corpse yet and now you're trying to bring down Deadspin with this bullshit. GTFO of here with these takes

Is that?? Is that a S’more made with S’mores Pop Tarts as the graham cracker substitute? My brain just deleted graham crackers from existence as S’mores used to be their only reason for being

You are a fucking monster and should be vivisected for the good of society

This is clearly clickbait with your #1 and 2 rankings and I have swallowed it hook line and sinker to come tell you how wrong you are....Well played sir

Someone just found their fantasy football team name

If you call it an “amazing table tennis accident” someone better lose an eye or be impailed by a paddle.

But getting hard and producing yogurt babies is responsible for 99% of my grip strength!

As a 30 year old who’s been working construction for 18 years(not joking). I dare you old farts to come and try me. I had old man strength at 25. By the time I’m 40 I should be able to crush a smart car like a coke can. I once pulled off the Simpsons trick where Marge holds a lighter under her finger to show how tough…