This is how we know you’re new around here.

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…

Vertu?

Shhhh! Curb the negative vibes, Man! If Elon hears you, word is you disappear in the night around this time of year, never to be heard from again. <shudder>

I dont know if we can do this, unless you pay a hefty monthly maintanance fee. Batteries are not just containers for electrons. They are very complicated and degrade over time. What if you traded in you perfect propane tank for a leaky one that only holds half a charge.

I think you’re romanticizing the manual in sport sedans compared to actual sales of manuals in sports sedans.

Hey, he’s right. It’s a sad truth, but a truth nonetheless.

I wasn’t going to buy one anyway but now I’m REALLY not going to buy one.

You know a few years ago video games stopped including manuals in the cases. That should have been our first warning.

Oh I got ya. Yeah that wasn’t too bad of a car. Visibility behind might be an issue, but really who cares when everything will be behind you lol

....what? They have a specific mode just for touchscreens... o.O I used it all the time on my ex’s Surface Pro 3...

Goddamn legend

THIS

early 90s SL = washed up porn actor

Surprised this hasn’t been posted yet: W210 E55. This car has aged so well and is one of the most reliable AMGs.

“especially this dip shit son of a mob lawyer”

How does the Rolex Daytona work at reminding me I have to leave now to catch the bus to make it to my tee time?

Rolex on the bus? No thanks. I like not getting mugged.