The rear doors add ‘a few hundred pounds’ ? Try 65 pounds per the Euro-specs. Not trivial, but not really making a difference in the center of a 3,000 lb car.

Defeats the purpose of what?   Did you think this post was about trying to jam car seats and kids into the back of a two door car?

+1

I forgot to add, if you win the lottery, like a really big lottery, I could take care of it for you.

If you won the lottery, you wouldn’t have to wait. You would just have someone take care of it for you.

I thought this was answered two years ago with less than $30k ?

They don’t.   They just stop paying them, and it all works itself out.

40 ft waves.....that doesn’t bode well for Trump’s golf course.  Did they ever let him build his wall along the ocean?

While I didn’t see the purpose of a curved TV, curved screens work well in a single user environment, like a computer workstation.  

Had an original Surface RT back in the day, loved it - especially the built-in Office. After three years, my company upgraded our VPN server so I was no longer able to connect, so I gave it away as it wasn’t getting much use.

Clearly based on the posts, that is way too hard for the end-user in question.  Unless you work in an Apple store, your suggestions will be meaningless to some people.

A silencer system Porsche describes as “very special” on the outlet side helps the car pass emissions.

The 961 wasn’t legendary, but since there’s only one of them, that’s my choice.

They could even offer a Turbo version that’s not actually a turbo. Or they could turbocharge the base model, and not even call it a Turbo!

Reading that link only suggests you will get (slightly) worse mileage with the replacement battery, as the alternator will run more frequently over time, because it doesn’t know you have a new battery.

Agreed.  This should be the next Jalopnik feature article.

Lots of repetitiveness in the top five. 

People like to use new and trendy words. It’s a thing. It’s always been a ‘thing’.

One of these with an Ultimate Cupholder is perfect. Sometimes just leaving the mug on the seat results in the mug on the floor in passenger footwell.....juuuuust out of reach.

If that were the case you’d see bigger discrepancies between home and away numbers across the board. Gio OPS Home/away = .937 /.906   (previous years there was a huge dropoff for him at away games)