Oh no, they’re into it. They have a strong sense of justice.

This bodes well for my plan to start decoupaging that dresser on my next bus ride.

Give it time my friend. It'll change. We've all been through the process. We're here if you need us.

Hm. *googles Frollo song*

I want to meet her so badly, if only to say- "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love you(r voice)."

I'm technically 40. But I vote like a 25 year-old. Does that count?

Given that I can't find a article about this on any of the gawker affiliates.

Yay!!! You're like a fairy godparent waving a wand and making all my dreams come true. I'm a real girl now!

"Sincerely, McKenna Peterson, The Fabulous Basketball Player."

ALL HAIL LORD BAPHOMET.

I like the mental image that another commenter made in response to me: her getting home and shedding her limbs like I do my bra after a hard work day.

We order a ton of stuff online and signature delivery is no guarantee that the deliverer is actually going to try to get your signature. Plenty of times, even when you pay for things like that, they just throw it on your front steps and drive away anyway. even when you're home and you're literally peering out your…

Sincere thanks to the tech and product people — both New Yorkers and Hungarians — for working tirelessly and staying up until the wee hours to deal with this. Köszönöm.

This looks like something you should be able to buy for a gazillion stars in Kim Kardashian Hollywood.

But, as someone who perpetually has her phone on silent and at the bottom of her purse... a discreet zap telling me to answer my phone would be fantastic.

What can possibly go wrong?

Wonder Woman is super strong and can fly. Heels are not a hindrance.

Because she has near-invulnerability, maybe.

God did everyone do that? Humans are so predictable it's comforting.

My first read of this was that the super high powered A list boyfriend was Lando Griffin, and I got really excited