If there's a dead rat in my pool, it's getting drained, scrubbed, and refilled.

Yeah, how soon before it becomes a Social Cesspool?

My son is 6. I assure you that he would never, ever eat a green, leaf-ish thing without asking what it was, and confirming how many bites of said green leaf-ish thing he was expected to take well in advance.

Yeah, but what if they had taken it home, slowly sauteed the weed in butter and then used the butter to make brownies and had eaten too many and freaked out? WHAT THEN?

"I kept thinking, what if my kids had eaten it?"

"OK, Kal. We're making real progress, and I'm glad you've committed to therapy. Next week, perhaps we can talk about why that giant statue of your mother is wearing a micro-mini and no underwear."

Begone, foul sorcerer. Your contrivances are breaking the game.

I always liked these from http://chainsawsuit.com/

That reminds me of the time the DM wanted to play on Krynn (Dragonlance) but nobody else wanted too so we settled on Spelljammer, in which we were immediately kidnapped and taken to Krynn. We were left with a guide on a ship descending towards the planet so our first move was to murder the guide, after which the DM…

Sci-fi, Fantasy, doesn't matter: "nuke the site from orbit" is always a viable solution.

you should use it! You choose a charity and the charity get donations when you purchase eligible items. Most items are eligible.

Amazon Smile allows a portion of your purchases on Amazon to go the charity of your choice.

Amazon Smile donates a small percentage of your purchase to a charity of your choice. Don't be a dick.

It is a program that donates part of what you spend on the site (at no extra cost to you) to the charity of your choice. Actually, it's a pretty fantastic program. Not something to be ridiculed.

It's a very passive way to support a charity - would it kill you to just say OK? :)

What the Fuck do you mean what is Amazon smile? Gawker is how I learned about Amazon Smile.

Tree was shady as fuck. Jumped right in front of the car.

Everytime Deepak Chopra of one of his ilk says Quantum...

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