Izzo: “What the fuck are you doing! You’re plodding around out there like fucking Frankenstein!”

“Look for me. I’ll be the bald fat guy”

This isn’t really hating on black people at all. It’s a group of girls having fun singing along to a popular song.

In fairness, if Virginia had scored 21 more points, they would’ve won.

I disagree. He’s a loathsome individual but a justice system built on vengeance is no justice system at all.

This is why you’ve never won a Super Bowl.

HULK HEAR IT HAPPEN TO OTHER GUYS. NOW HULK NEED THAT SPECIAL BOOST FOR SMASHING.*


* Side-effects may include: Purple pants; torn purple pants; anal leakage; Thunderbolt Ross stache rash; death.

But their Pfizer-Viagra sponsored comic is still on track, yes? Asking for a friend.

These things need to be banned until the long term health-effect of living near them can be properly studied and vetted. There’s strong evidence of negative side effects from the constant low frequency pulse of the turbine’s motion. They built one near a friend of mine’s uncles house. His wife suddenly got herpes out…

‘Get me Jon Gruden!’

This article is true in its overall point, but misses the biggest play of the game. It wasn’t the interception, but the illegal block that came two plays before. Louisville was down 16-7, and Jackson broke free to make an incredible run of 60 yards before being forced out of bounds inside the Clemson 10 yard line. The…

Mr Lahey

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

Astros Pres: What can we do to help?

More people can dunk.

why people draft before the 3rd preseason game is beyond me.

For most of the kids, it will have been their first time out of the country.

I’m against how the kids are taken advantage of and profited from, against how they aren’t compensated, and hate donor excess...but Michigan could have done far worse than take these kids on a trip that will help shape their perspectives and…

Well, they could have done nothing instead, like 95% of the other football programs.

Why is the top photo from their game against Penn State?

You fucking bastard. There is not one single mention of Homeowners Associations on this entire goddamn list.