But why? Wouldn’t it just be easier to find the closest FedEx/UPS on your commute home from work and just pick up the package there? It’s extremely convienant and eliminates any possibility of someone stealing your stuff from your porch...

Jesus, you have a loose grip on reality.

Well we do know he didn’t strike out.... wait did I do that right?

Jumping on the sidelines for some d2/d3 liberal arts school or a MiLB team is incredibly different than getting approved media credentials for a Cowboys game or Yankees game.

You clearly have never applied for media credentials...

Dude... Stop. Please.

Ashley, any video of people dancing syncs up to Juicy J...

Great job security I hear!

I can’t wait for the Lions. Please, give it to me now.

Seriously?... At this point, what the fuck does politically correct even mean to these old, racist, baby boomers? I swear not a single one of them know what they’re saying. They’re just using it wherever they please.

Is there no battery saving mode now?

Too soon? lol

You think of everything.

Alright, Kevin Spacey...

Oh, hi, Denny!