tommywiseauuu
TommyWiseau
tommywiseauuu

I cannot tell you if this is happening; it’s confidential. Anyway, how is your sex life?

But why? Wouldn’t it just be easier to find the closest FedEx/UPS on your commute home from work and just pick up the package there? It’s extremely convienant and eliminates any possibility of someone stealing your stuff from your porch...

Jesus, you have a loose grip on reality.

E-Cigs have been around for like a decade and some change. You honestly think we’ve begun to learn the effects of long-term use? I commend you for kicking real cigs but let’s not get carried away here. WHO and various other health organizations believe there could be severe health effects from e-cigs. But shit, pick

And you think vaping is any better?

Thanks for the clarification.

Wow. Just wow.

I can’t wait to hear what kind of battery life this little beast will have... I’m not holding my breath for anything spectacular.

Well we do know he didn’t strike out.... wait did I do that right?

Jumping on the sidelines for some d2/d3 liberal arts school or a MiLB team is incredibly different than getting approved media credentials for a Cowboys game or Yankees game.

You clearly have never applied for media credentials...

Dude... Stop. Please.

You should get an android then...

It’s Friday. Leave the poor guy alone.

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Ashley, any video of people dancing syncs up to Juicy J...

Great job security I hear!

I can’t wait for the Lions. Please, give it to me now.