My copy of DMX's "Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood" almost got confiscated due to the cover art (DMX is covered in blood) and Marilyn Manson being featured on a track. I was able to convince my parents that it was OK, because the last track was DMX saying a prayer.

Boy, if this book offends Christians, wait until they read the Bible. That thing is filled with all kinds of violence, rape, and incest.

Thank you for watching "Show Me A Hero": brought to you without commercial interruption by Maalox and Bruce Springsteen.

It's that old adage "Republicans run on the platform that government doesn't work; then they get elected and prove it".

My go to Seinfeld quote is "…not that there's anything wrong with that".

Papers. To roll a joint.

Can we please get a Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin cameo?!

Gains points for "Umi Says", though.

The Low-Cal Calzone Zone is the best place for calzones.

Butt-Fuck Daddy

I heard that every song that you chose is more relevant than every song that I chose.

Fell asleep late Friday night while watching Phoenix, the Christian Petzold film Dowd just reviewed a few days ago (I may know a guy who knows a guy who has BitTorrent). I haven't had as crazy of a dream since I fell asleep watching Blue Velvet for the first time.

Everyone should jump through hoops. At least the same amount of hoops that they jump through to be able to drive legally.

Why would they wait for a FOID when all they have to do is drive 25 minutes to Indiana, go to a gun show, and buy guns anonymously?

Ikr. I always wondered why he walked away from that unscathed. Kinda bullshit, kinda indicative of our slut shaming culture.

I'm guessing the exwife wasn't the bitch in the relationship

That beard is wonderful

Thank you for this article

pitch-ghazi

"Black people should…" is the worst.