"I've got to give it up"
— Robin Thicke

"We report, you decide" except the decision was already made by how they deliver the report.

My mom was briefly married to a guy that proclaimed that the second Transformers should win best picture at the Oscars. He was befuddled as to why it wasn't even nominated.
So yeah… He is one of the stupids.

You know how it is… People on the internet have to their in their negativity, because, you know, they matter.

1) Kendrick Lamar's new album
2) Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

12th question is a flat circle.

Finally watched The Wire from start to finish. Sisyphus ain't got sheeeeeeeeeeeit on Baltimore.

They said "tell us about your pop culture weekend" not your hipster culture weekend, Frenchie!

I celebrate his entire catalog.

Either stand by the implications of what your lifted joke implies or laugh it off as a goof. Don't do both, you meandering set of dash marks.