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True. I just wanted the turds at Fox News to eat shit tomorrow. Now they'll get to blame Kendrick's "anti police" performance at the BET awards for this loss.

K. Dot robbed again

They apparently don't know any rom coms with black people in it either. 30 something movies and not one black protagonist. Boomerang, How Stella Got Her Groove Back, and Waiting to Exhale were all pretty good movies.

"I can't remember.. I can't remember what it was"

You're doing the Lord's work, Reposted. God help you maintain sanity as you read through Breitbart comment sections.

"Jesus Christ!" — Big Gay Al

"Barbara". It's so good.

Wait a sec… Fetty Wap isn't a new method to jerking off? I can't keep up.

Bush Jr.

Well, didn't look like a one horse town, but try findin' a decent hair jelly.

— Leslie Knope to Shawna Malwae Tweep

I assume Andy Samberg directed the video.

It was Ben Ghazi and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazing that shit up every day.

Of all the evil Wahlberg has done in his time, the Pope is most offended by his releasing of Entourage upon the world.

Deon Cole and Marcus Scribner get the biggest laughs from me. The writing plus line delivery just works for those two.

Behind the middle school

It was gross. They should just do away with the debates and give the nomination to whoever gives Bush Jr the best blowjob.

TOO SOON!!

— Donald Trump

LaTonya Richardson and Catherine Keener were great as well. The whole cast for that matter.