Maybe not, but he was obviously in an airport sometime in the last month.

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

It’s safe to say that the audience...

It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?

+1 Æ

øøøøøøh, that’s gotta hurt

Nah, it IS easy, we just make it complicated because we start from the position that everyone’s beliefs are inherently worthy of being respected.

They aren’t. I don’t care if that makes me sound uncaring. But it’s the 21st goddamn century and this superstitious bullshit and the kowtowing we do for it has got to fucking…

Just an FYI: it’s because they believe it’s adultery. It would dishonor their wives to touch another woman, even if it’s just a handshake. I’m not defending the practice or anything like that, but I think it’s important to know the reasons behind cultural differences.

A one-game suspension seems lax.

I love how the front half of the cat is in stealth observe mode, and the rear just shifts into attack mode position.

She just screams FUCK ME NOW IN THIS CROWDED SUBWAY COVERED IN PISS!

One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

And he for sure painted his dick blue and white before doing it.

Northeast Ohio College Prep must be a feeder school for Great Lakes Christian College.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

“Fuck yeah. This walk is awesome. Gettin exercise. Hangin with my best bud, Human. We’re just loving the outd..........nope I’m done. Right here is good.”

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

good lord that impression is spot on.