Oak Park is a separate village that is immediately west of Chicago, but is not in Chicago.

Beat me to it.
Who the fuck are these people? 

Keep the Irish out of it. We don’t claim this piece of shit.

I had no idea. Thanks for the background.
Now I, I neeed...a veggie shaaaaaake.

I sincerely believe we need to hear from Billy Crystal on this matter.
But only if he’s doing his impression of Ali.
THEN we’ll know what’s up.

Not sure I get it.

Haha “Corona deaths are trending down”

German-English Viscount Thermwallis Von Screechington-Saxburg, last of his line, who died trying to fuck a serving-robot in his drawing room.

“We gotta get our reps in before the rally. What, you expect us to practice off the clock?”
--Tulsa PD

I think Luna’s sign says “pulling,” but the other is more onomatopoetic.

The Chicago Equity-theater awards, the Jeffs, did this back in 2018, and it involved a shit-ton of dudes winning. They’re correct that it’s non-necessary and by its definition restrictive, but at least here it seemed to give dinosaur voters cover to show their true colors.
The Hollywood machine is much different than…

Naaaaahh. People sit through movies like LOTR and The Insider and all kinds of stuff for 3 hours. AS LONG AS IT’S GOOD. It has to be good. Good is the important part. If it’s not good, no way.

Movies aren’t (and sure as shit weren’t in 1975) made to be stopped, pored over, started up, and re-watched. As Cleese said, it’s not palate cleansing, it’s just that people want the story to mean something. If it’s a linear film (as opposed to a Patton Oswalt special or The Original Kings), it can’t just be 90 straigh…

It’s by far the best moment in Tony-performance history, not just for Jeter’s unbelievable marionette dance, but also because the ensemble literally doesn’t stop dancing. Shame on Patrick Gomez.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoB0CSsrrCo

Well, the apparent casual disregard for others’ well-being, racism, and miles of business red tape yielding no proper agency? Yep. That’s America!

“Disney+: We Help the Artists”

Speaking as a white Democrat, I don’t give a shit how you logick it out. Just punch the ballot where it says “Joe Biden” in November.

Why is using one word lazier than another? And what makes it so?

Hey! Apparently, for some of us the first instinct is to fussbudget and tongue-cluck over other people pointing out actual mistakes!
What makes you think that’s a first instinct, anyway? I’d guess most of us read the fucking thing, then came here to point out the errors. You’re not suggesting there’s no life outside a…

Or dump all their shit at the fucking gate and let them form a committee to drag it all inside.