I just think it was great that he paid homage to Kobe by shooting 35%.

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

I do not want a 16 inch tall toy droid in my one bedroom home. I would like to have sex again. A lot. I think that would be a major impediment.

Coach Tomsula: Does anyone know how to get a mouse out of a vacuum cleaner motor? Just curious.

The ball looked to go in untouched, but the Chicago players argue it was tipped in by an Invisible Hand.

I’m intrigued by 12 Inch Black Destruction 3, but if I didn’t see the originals, will I be totally lost?

Stop! That’s My Wife! is Peyton Manning’s erotic rebuttal to Al Jazeera

Seattle Seahawks - Know when to run

But her hair is covering her tits! How am I supposed to know if she’s funny or not?

You’ll never walk[out] alone.

That reminds me, you’re running low on milk

that font beat comic sans 105-108

Also correct:

Ms. Sarandon, as always, looks fabulous. If she wore that to my funeral it would make me reconsider this whole “afterlife” business, if only briefly. Piers Morgan is apparently channeling Mrs. Grundy these days, I hope he doesn’t get carpal tunnel from all that pearl-clutching.

Up The Cherries!

No. That is absolutely not working for her.

Man, I can’t wait to see what the papers will come up with for headlines tomorrow morning!

That’s my suspicion as well. He was seeing shapes that weren’t red and figured it was a Pred player.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.