That doesn’t seem like Kathryn Hahn’s MO.

I’m always half correct.
Except when I’m Completely correct.

It is bleeped. But still amazing.

“Let’s not listen!”

Some places, like LouMalnati’s, one of the deep-dish “big four” in Cicago, actually do use squashed maters instead of sauce. But this whole “juice vs grease” thing is an argument born of the Internet. That said, “throw a stone in?” “Keep your oven cold at under 212?” What kind of fartisanal bullshit is THAT?

No.

Mild distraction: Credit crawl goes to almost the 11:00 mark of the episode. I have no idea if that’s a record, but it’s a little ridiculous, and a little annoying.

I think the whole tone of the Kristen/Dax/RuPaul thing was supposed to be satirical. Laid on a bit thick, perhaps. But I took it that way.

And why it should be a utility and not a luxury.
And why net neutrality needs to happen forever.
And why our tech grid is broken almost beyond repair.
And...

Now THAT is some Cirque content I wouldn’t skeeve.

Is there a...type of...opinion from...strangers online that you...DO wake up and cannot wait to read?

For the first time ever, I was not on Jimmy’s side, and I found the obstructionism annoying more than something to root for, and it’s all because of my irrational hatred for Barry Corbin. Goddammit, why couldn’t they cast any other shit kicker?

Because so few of them are written by women.

Because they were all about got damn dream weddings and how unfulfilled these beautiful, stylish, accomplished women were because they weren’t married. MBFGW isn’t really about the wedding.

So, all of them?

I was in a very large Mariano’s on the North Side of Chicago this evening, and the wait in line was loooooong, about a half hour/forty minutes, mainly because a lot of folks are just buying large quantities of food so they don’t have to go out again, and yes, the TP was gone and most of the paper towels were, too. I…

It can’t be that hard. If it were work, Sarah Palin wouldn’t have gotten within fifty miles of it.

I hate Barry Corbin beyond logic and reason, so I was rooting for Mesa Verde all the way, even though it wasn’t the point.

Well, it’s grindhouse, which operates on a different plane of execution, you should pardon the phrase. It’s over-the-top, sensational violence and crazy storytelling. The problem to me is why Weil thought he should tell this story that way.
The biggest problems for me are 1) it’s taking its got damn sweet time to get…

I’m not sure I see why the Oscars becoming a monolithic event for fashion houses is a bad thing, especially since it’s not one or two houses getting all the business. It’s more varied and diverse than ever, which mimics Hollywood (in the sense of the death of the studio system, anyway) and, like it or not, is a vital…