I’ma hold the pie and then eat it.
Except pecan. Yicch.

I fell off the rings at my school playground and the glass that lodged itself under my left index finger was so deep I literally lost the nail.Just like the entire 19th century, it’s amazing we survived compared to what exists now.
As far as divorce movies go, Shoot The Moon from roughly the same time is very good,…

Wouldn’t it be awesome if somebody paired them together on a sitcom?

White power structure (I am this thing) has been using the Unidentified Black Male as its boogeyman for generations. It’s so ingrained in our actual culture, it’s commented on in pop culture now. Like the diner scene in GoodFellas when the truck gets stolen. The Sopranos even titled an episode “Unidentified Black…

“Hymnal” is also an adjective, so a comma would have made it work.

Didin’t use Lori Loughlin’s real name once.
What the fuck is this, the Fametracker boards?
Stop it, please. She’s a criminal.

Fat shaming is one of the last judgment-free prejudices people can carry. There are still way too may racists and gay-bashers, of course, but somebody will almost always check that shit after the fact. Fat-shaming? Still good for a laugh.

If it were Stephen Miller, he would have been the fellow student so potentially traumatized by all the black-agitator seat-changing that he would have been the one to call the cops. then when they arrived he would have said something like “It was Rosa Parks over there, making it imPOSSIBLE for the rest of us to learn.”

Grease sucks in every iteration. I’m a Chicago actor and aware of its place in the gritty, DIY pantheon of Chicago theater, but, it absolutely sucks.

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Go to a library, man.

I’m the whitest white guy there is, and I feel pretty safe in saying the only thing that will trigger MAGA choads more than the Congresswoman’s twists is her beautiful “new normal.” If she wishes to play the wig game, she’ll kill it, but: Damn.

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James Corden (or Donald Trump’s) job performance is not the issue. 

Mid-life crisis, college memories, wives/girlfriends played by Salma Hayek, Kate Upton, Christina Hendricks, and Mila Kunis.

How about James Corden?

Not sure what the joke is, but it would appear to actually be on CBS for giving James Corden more money than they would presumably have given a test pattern.
Not sure how a sleeping person can watch those Carpool Karaoke things on YouTube though.

If your post is an example, coke would appear to be not all that helpful.

That tone-deafness was one of the things I respected about Sex and the City. That SJP and Darren Star and Michael Patrick King or whomever allowed Carrie to make some really boneheaded decisions was pretty ballsy for the time.

I watch this show because I love the performances and its time period, and I watched the Netflix Gilmore Girls quad out of curiosity, so:
Has Amy Sherman-Palladino ever created a character who wasn’t completely awful?