As much snark as there is about him around here, it might behoove y’all to recognize that watchers of James Corden’s show tune in to, you know, watch James Corden.

You could have shut up.
But you decided to call me a doucebag.
Way to go, pro-tips.

Shut up.

I always thought it was something akin to lying to obtain information by ruse or trick, providing an innocent party is not deceived in the process. It’s that last part that seems to get left by the wayside, unf.

No. Your brand of nothing is very familiar.

I mean, I’ll edit it down to one line of it will shut you the FUCK UP.

You
could
have
said
nothing

As much as I adore Catherine O’Hara, and as much as I marvel at how Annie Murphy breaks every rule in the actor’s book in re: mugging and ticcing and still gets away with it, I think Stevie and David’s relationship is the best thing about the show.

Good. Burn it all down to the fucking ground and salt the earth below.

OK Tucker

She didn’t lose the election.
He fucking cheated.

Trump cheated.
Period.
Story over the fuck.
Seriously, do people actually believe anything else happened?

Really? You didn’t know that?

Find me anything on the free market worth x that is sold for x.

Those are not excuses for keeping wages low. That’s like assuming that because Ed Goofup has three sick kids and a house, he deserves to make more for doing the same job as Sid Goodguy, who is single and lives in an apartment. Personal blah blah shouldn’t matter. Because obviously not every Wal-mart greeter will be a…

This “review” is one of the poorest I’ve ever seen on a G/O site. Cats, “the musical?” Cats has never been anything but a musical until now. It’s still a musical, too!

Can we all finally agree that The King’s Speech was good because the actors were good, and that Tom Hooper is a total fucking hack?

If the Wal-Mart greeter or the pimply newspaperboy doesn’t “deserve” or “need” to make a life-sustainable living wage, an asshole like Jamie Dimon really doesn’t “deserve” or “need” to make $77,000 a fucking day or whatever it is, but the invisible hand moves them both. I still don’t understand why people have a…

The horror, the horror.

That’s only because Hamilton is less than ten years old. It most certainly will.