I saw the movie, and I reject your hypothesis.

I think the real Deadspin stance is the friends we made along the way.

I think the real Chris Hemsworth was the friends we made along the way.

Annie Murphy, not O’Hara.

That’s backwards I think.

I’m an actor (but not a screen actor really) and I’m here to tell you she breaks EVERY rule in the book. She mugs, tics, pulls focus like crazy, and it all works amazingly well, which is rule #1 as to why there shouldn’t be a rulebook. I hate to get into the minds of geniuses, but I wonder if the Levys actually knew…

No Annie Murphy, no peace.

If they are, they have to rename it Millie Bobbie Brown. It’s the (redacted), you know.

A reminder:

Just coming in to say Fuck Will Ferrell’s Harry Caray Impersonation, as is my patriotic duty.

“Thanks for the cover, man.”
--Cricket, golf

Is he getting anti-paid? Fuck semantics.

PUMPIN’ AND BLOWIN’

Stop indulging this guy. No talent means “no talent,” not “passionate, misunderstood artisan who just can’t find his fit.”

I just thought they were all Leary flexing his clout to be all the cool-dude things he isn’t in real life (fireman, cop, rock star). At least he realized he was too old to be an athlete, and at least he didn’t pull an Arliss.

They took on Schitt’s Creek, too, they must be at least halfway OK.

I never saw it but I will take your word.

Conspiracy Theory would say...no.

I’m a white man, but most of us really suck. I would imagine white women are the same.

I think the real Nick Fury was the friends we made along the way.