WAIT—

Apparently, the guy trying to BUY FOOD FOR HOMELESS PEOPLE didn’t have that problem. The establishment he was trying to buy it from, and you, apparently do.
Why?

NYCFC KILLS TWENTY, WOUNDS HUNDREDS

Are you really not aware of the fact that men (specifically, white, specifically straight) have ruled everything in this country since it was founded (mainly on the backs of others)? Everyone else is and has always been considered “other,” hence the descriptors.

Men are not.
Ted Nugent basically suggested raping Hillary Clinton with a weapon.
That, of course, was before he was invited to the White House.
Be quiet now. Or just talk about food over at The Takeout.

The British don’t pronounce “Fan” as “faaaahn.” But “Duel” as “jewel” is legit.

Has Nugent suffered in any tangible way for any of that? No.
I wonder what the difference could be between Nugent and Griffin...
Let me see...
Oh, I know. He has a dick.

Ehh, call me when he gets to Notts County.

You don’t know.
And even if you did, you don’t know what the fuck I’m about.
So stop. Shut the fuck up and stop.

Now that a bunch of people got hit, maybe they’ll extend the fencing all the way down.

You don’t know what the fuck happened here. And don’t pretend you know what I’m about, either. Pull yourself together and use the out door.

I don’t give a shit about settled law. I couldn’t concede the moral anything to a dicksmack like Alex Jones if I put it in my will.

I MEAN, even Alex Jones wouldn’t drag kids and parents, who’ve been traumatized on a massive scale, through the mud like that. It’s not as if he accused these kids of being actors in a false flag oper...
oh.

So want-what-we-want-when-we-want-it instant gratification is in our politics, too, now. Great. Ever think maybe this is going to happen down the line if enough people vote for them in the earlies?

Once you shit Jay Mariotti out of your system you can accomplish good works.

The creators are breathless with the brilliance and fearlessness of their project, playing to a packed house of (checks notes) 200 people, that will be broadcast on the World Wide Web for all to see.
Sweet tabby, though.

Not relishing a summer of Cardinals fans who loooooove to count to 11 telling us how it doesn’t matter that this is just one Cup...

A few years ago I was lucky enough to stay at the Principal in York, and I ordered a steak frites which came with the best chips I’ve ever eaten. Perfectly potato-ey on the inside, perfectly crisp but not overly done on the outside. I went back the next day and ordered a plate just to see if dinner had been a fluke.…

Or at least to get paid by Deadspin to insult everybody who thought he should not have played.

Works for me.