Boy, this is a really whiny post about a meme. Hit a nerve, I did.

THAT SHIT GOT BALANCED, SO YOU BEST LEARN TO COPE

Lol, alright, that's legitimately funny

At this point, I feel like they’ve given up on being a leader and are settling for having decent market capture from their community to see them through. It does raise questions regarding what the intended great leap forward will be once we’re done piddling about with these mid-gen hardware refreshes, and if they plan…

This is the problem with Xbox this gen. PS4 is pumping out highly acclaimed exclusives left and right and Xbox is all like. “Here’s another Forza!! Oh and you still like Halo right?? Umm...Forza AND Halo??? Please like us. 

Pssst, aside from a few charitable ones, athletes have no positive affect on society. Garbage men collect garbage, nurses take care of people, mcdonalds employees serve food, athletes get paid billions of dollars to play a game. And even if they rape or kill people, fight dogs, or beat their wives in public, the fans…

Well luckily for you they are called “esports” and not “sports”

Uhm, that’s why they call it “esport.” Or do you also object to having the word “sport” injected there?

Also, esport “athletes” actually do dedicate significant time for physical and mental training in preparation for competition. They’re not just sitting in couches all day and playing games.

Pictured: Michael Cera after Aubrey Plaza broke up with him

What, is he funny or something?

That movie came out 8 years ago?  Where the fuck has the time gone?  What have I done with my 30's?  Who are you people?

No! NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Not a lot of people know that I dated neither of them. Where’s my story, AV Club? Where is my story?

In Cera’s defense, that’s pretty much the only possible response to Aubrey Plaza licking ice cream at you. Well, that and comically tugging at your collar while chanting “Homina homina homina” as a slide whistle plays out of seemingly nowhere. 

I assume their first date involved them going to get ice cream, with Aubrey Plaza silently staring at him while seductively licking her cold treat the entire time, and Michael Cera getting increasingly sweaty while rambling on about nothing in particular, until he finally gets so flustered that he dropped his entire…

My god, this changes everyth[dies of boredom]