I have a friend who is approaching 40. When I ask him about his weekend I always get “Same ole same ole, went to Costco”. How can one spend so much time at Costco? I thought the perk of buying in bulk was that you got to go to the store less. I make a costco run once a year.
Dude, we’re still way cool. Let me tell you about the screaming deal I got at Bed Bath and Beyond this weekend.
I'm glad I checked before posting my own version of this joke.
I personally think it’s possible that Beatrix T. Cattenborough is both handling her biological imperative AND being a dick.
I know a lot of white girls who move to Japan dreaming of working in hostess bars. I truly do not understand the appeal.
I just want to make a note that foreign women cannot legally work in mizu shobai jobs. This article doesn't imply that, but sometimes incorrect / outdated information on the web makes it sound like it's an easy way for foreign women to make money in Japan, when it can actually get you in quite a bit of trouble,… Read more
While that's true, they wouldn't have been down nearly as much without those bs calls, so they wouldn't have had to play out of their element
there are 2 door stoppers in a famly
Only stayed at my prom for like fifteen minutes because another girl was wearing the same dress as my date. I seriously thought they were going to fight. We danced one song and flounced. FLOUNCED. Like, a flounce so flouncy it was all anyone talked about after prom.
Please come explain to my coworkers why I just laughed like an idiot.
Of course you can. That’s why they have restrooms, MoF.
I hope it’s way over 20.
No country’s immigrants do.