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Tommy 'Buster' Douglas
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WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.
The Tulsa Race Massacre should be covered in middle or high school.
The Tulsa Race Massacre should be covered in middle or high school. Just an unreal part of American history that gets largely ignored.
I didn’t know Jim Spanfeller ran baseball too.
Special appearance by The Shock and Awe Master
I was going to make a “shouldn’t this technically be Snickers Presents?” joke but then I realized the Snickers sponsored shows from the late 90's/early 2000's shows were fire.
From the company that brought you The Greatest Oil Rumble, Infidel In A Cell, No Survivors Series, and Blood Money in the Bank, WWE presents...
You have to consider the height of the soles on the Birkenstocks he’s wearing, though.
Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick.
Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees.
It sucked they had to pull out Luchasaurus due to injury, but thankfully they replaced him with Marko Stunt, who was really good as the smart kid dropping all the dino-book knowledge in Jurassic Park.
My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick.
At the time, Parnas told the Miami Herald he had stopped paying because the team wasn’t living up to its end of an agreement that included a verbal promise to have a player hand him a signed team basketball at center court during halftime of a game in 2000.
Great minds and fools!
If you happen to know which player was supposed to give this sweaty turd his basketball, let us know.
A look at the 1999-00 and 2000-01 Miami Heat rosters is a great exercise in the Remembering of Guys.
If someone put these notes up in my office I wouldn’t feel targeted.