Love you back, Mr. Nutty. 

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

It’s the difference between valuation and, ya know, actual measurable value.
If there’s a local pizza shop that consistently makes $50,000 in profit per year, and I buy that pizza shop for three million thinking somehow that I’m going to take that $50,000 per year profit and turn it into $500,000 per year, and I fail…

Bold of you to assume they even know they own The Root.

Remember that one game 3 years ago, where that one team one by a lot? How about that one close game 2 years ago? I don’t remember them either because sports websites are generally a waste of space.

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Ain’t no party like a Methodist party, because the Methodists do not party.

*cums*

What the hell, people‽

3) Hellscape

I came here looking for a summary of last night's games, but instead what I found was a unique and compelling voice that is interested in many topics not just the standard fluff. I think I will be coming back to this site for years to come, as long as there are no idiotic draconian policy changes designed solely to…

Oh thank God, I was thinking Deadspin had been shuttered.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

“This is motor racing”

There are many wonderful Finns. Olli Maatta. Esa Tikannen. Teemu Selanne. Saku Koivu. The Other Koivu. Jarri Kurri. All with wonderful names that I’m probably spelling wrong.

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