You mean because all the Skins players move as though one of their legs is caught in a bear trap?

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Being the browns from a few years ago implies you’re only a few years away from starting the season 2-4 and frankly that’s a pretty high bar to clear at this point

“I didn’t know NFL teams had homecoming games,” he said. “I thought that was a high school thing.” 

Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming

Wait until the folks at Splinter get a load of th... Oh.

It was almost a relief knowing that after St. Louis fans had themselves a nice day watching their favorite hockey team visit their favorite president ever, that they received a nice, swift kick to the gonads in the form of the Cardinal’s being swept, to bring them back to reality. 

Can we demand the Slack transcripts of the other potential headlines? There’s gotta be some gold in there...

If he’s comparing himself to Banksy because he also destroys things around him to make his work look good, then I would agree.

I’ve watched that fourth gif about 20 times and I still can’t figure out what happened. The defender barely gets a hand on Drake, who had completed the catch and turned upfield, and doesn’t seem to slip, yet somehow he just falls forward onto his face.

I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?

I’m surprised at this anti-Bulgaria post.

I’m starting to think Victor Krum was probably a racist.

This is just fucking gross. Thats really all I can say about it.

Well, I did have a couple of ideas, but I can table them until Monday. First round on me!

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

It would be both extremely Bills and extremely Dolphins to have them mutually ruin each others seasons in a 6-3 grudge match at Hard Rock Stadium or whatever the hell it’s called now. 

things would have gone differently if he just had thought a little harder about his glove placement.

and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

Nix Bruised In Scrape, May Be Cut