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I don’t know what you mea—

The biggest shock of this article is remembering just HOW OVER Sami Zayn was.

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

Oh man, that’s a deep cut. +1

I loved his early work with Chris Bosh and Sam Cassell.

The world needs to know what happened to Mean Pete, Joey Abs and Rodney!!!

If only every morning can start with a Mean Street posse reference. +1

+1 botched throw through a glass window

Meanwhile Jennifer Lopez couldn’t jump out of her Fiat fast enough to work with the NFL.

Fun fact: the English verb “bugger,” which means “to have anal sex,” derives from “Bulgar.” A heretical medieval sect named the Cathars called on its members to eschew having children, but did not proscribe sex; this meant lots of anal. The Cathars were most prominent in the borderlands between Hungary and the…

I had a girlfriend

Stop stop, they’re already dead!

I find it pretty despicable that Deadspin would have the nerve to point out The Athletic’s censorship in this scenario. It was only a month ago on this very site that I tried to comment on my fantasy football team only to find comments were closed. But sure, The Athletic is the asshole.

every publication can (and frankly should) moderate its comments to keep out bigots and trolls, if only as a courtesy to readers.

like The Spaghetti Incident?

You can use data and science. I’m going to use my illusion.

Man, here I was having a good day.