So you’re just assuming the Pats are going to win the East again? Seems a bit presumptuous given the murderer’s row of opponents they ...*checks schedule*

It’s too bad these two teams don’t get to play each other again this season

I’ve also never heard The Worldwide Leader use bumper music from GnR’s Chinese Democracy, so the fix is definitely in over there.

That sound you hear is me banging my head against my desk.

Dude, get off his mannschaft.

What if I told you they’d been in the Sweet 16 or better since 2014? OR What if I told you it was the name of a fictional moon colony in a L Ron Hubbard book? Both could be completely legitimate and we’ll never know if either is.

He’s got a point, Governors famously can only deal with one particular issue at a time.

Maybe the reason Mark Few worries about homelessness is because he knows how long his players last in the NBA and is genuinely concerned for them.

Markus Not Many, my man, my dude, let me lay it out for you, a governor can actually address two issues at once. Addressing NCAA player pay, does not exclude him from “figuring out homelessness.” Just like you can both manage to coach men’s basketball, and find time to make galaxy brain political takes. 

This neither helps confirm nor deny the rumors that Gonzaga is a real college.

Sports talk guy: This Jets fool better have a steel spleen.

For the sake of his sister’s health, let’s hope the Jets don’t tie on Sunday.

Maybe he should have disguised it as a United States Treasury bond.

They no longer go out and party the night before on Gronk’s boat, so I think they are good from now on.

Even Viola Desmond!

She looks like she's judging my purchase, but I can't argue with the money calling her a "specimen" *wolf whistles*

Specimen, indeed!

This is completely untrue. The NBA absolutely cares about Andrew Jackson and Ben Franklin and Chairman Mao and other people who appear on currency.

China: [fires Rockets]

No surprise that Tillman Frittata only cares about collecting more eggs.